Yesterday, while Scratch was outside our human parents let Surly Bird out of his cage to fly around a bit while they changed the newspaper in his cage. Surly was still his grumpy old self, but he was happy to stretch his wings and actually came down to hang out with Bosco and me.

Our human parents thought this was so funny, they took a bunch of pictures.

I learned something new about Surly Bird. He reads every newspaper that goes in his cage! No wonder he knows so much about sports and weather! This is also why he is always so sour and opinionated…
Today I let him use my laptop to write a letter to the editor of the sports section and get a few things off of his chest.

He is angry that referees in baseball don’t use instant replay the way they do in football. Here is a copy of his letter, which he enthusiastically gave me permission to post.
To Whom it May Concern:
I, Mr. Surly S. Bird, am an avid athletic supporter! I consider myself to be old fashioned and care about the fairness of a game. It is my opinion that we need instant replay in baseball now! I am not usually a fan of new fangled technology, however, how can we use it to make fair judgment calls in one sport and deny it in another? It is an outrage!
Football has been benefitting from instant replay when referees make questionable calls on the field for years now. And rightly so! Are you aware of how many problems this would solve? Furthermore, baseball fans and players DESERVE to have their games called properly! If we have the technology to do so, why must we continue with the tedium of these moronic calls, greased palms and jackass refs on Americas’ ball fields?
I believe that all games and sports cups everywhere would benefit from this kind of scrutiny!
Buy me some Peanuts and Cracker Jacks Indeed,
Mr. Surly S. Bird III
